Nicholas the orc sat at the bar, showing how to make music with his steel-plated forehead by hitting it against a metal box he had carried into the bar and a beautiful song starts to play. Sonja were drinking beer and watching him doing this.
There were some students there from the accademy too who kept calling each-other bogans and cunts. And Sonja shook her head unsure what the humans were on about. She were not really caring. Finding it much more interesting that an orc could make a song with his fore-head.
Scott was a Risjna. A lizardman with four arms. Black scaley skin, big red eyes, and fangs. Coming from a planet where the sentient life lived in the night he were weak to light but he wielded special trooper shades so he could sit there.
And he were looking at Sonja, or rather her tits. As Sonja sat with a purple tank-top. He were grinning. One of the good things of having to always wear trooper shades.
Sonja said ‘’I didn’t know yer could make music with yer fore-head. Lemme try’’ she says and slams her head against the box. Only to hear a hollow sound from inside. She bangs her head on the box a few times before saying ‘’OW’’ and Nicholas or Nick for short says ‘’well you're not an orc... but I need to hit my head hard so that I can play music through my nose.’’ to which Sonja replies ‘’IHOW ‘T’ BLOODY HELL!?’’ and drinks more of her beer. Nicholas just shakes his head. Lits up a blunt and says ‘’Don’t worry about it’’
Adam is an elf who says ‘’Why do i even KNOW you Sonja? What kind of block-head slams her head against a metal-box unless their an orc or ogre or other race with a strong enough skin, and or enchantments to do so?’’ to which Sonja jumps up and her boobs jiggles which Makes Scott whistle and She says ‘’BECAUSE ME BLOODY WANTED! DON’T BE SO GODDAMN NEGATIVE. HERE: HAVE A BEER’’and slams her beer on his table. To this Adam replies ‘’I already have wine. Are you stupid or just not on meds?’’ to which Sonja replies ‘’both’’ and climbs back up on her stool. Drinks more beer then orders two shots.
And points over to Dale the dwarf, sitting with his short hair, beard, Leather jacket, black jeans, combat boots and with his proud axe hanging from his belt. And Sonja says ‘’Give the dwarf the second shot o’vodka’’and the barkeep nods and says ‘’from the sexy lady’’ and points to Sonja. Which waves ‘’AHOOOY DALE! How yer be?’’ to which He replies ‘’tired. Especially of the neighbours with their beardlessness. Humans who don’t have beards is a shame’’ this makes Sonja giggle. As she raises her shot ‘’ A toast, for yer beard’’ and he replies ‘*A toast for your tits’’ and down the shot goes.
Scott moves one of his hands over to Sonja’s tits and says ‘’Can I see your bra?’’ to which Sonja turns on her stool, lits one of her hands on fire and says ‘’wanna become fried lizard?’’ and Scott replies ‘’hot. Bit too hot’’ and goes back to his alcohol.
Into the bar comes a chewing-tobacco chewing cow-boy hat wearing revolver-man. And he got spurs that jingle jangle. It’s Nathan the space-cowboy. Unshaven. Hair to the neck and he walks over to the bar. Sits down and says ‘’Howdy partner. Some whiskey would be good’’ and the barkeep replies with a friendly ‘’coming right up’’ and pours a glass of whiskey and puts it in front of him.
‘’A space-cowboy?’’ Sonja asks and Nathan replies with a hoarse voice ‘’Sure is girl, Sure is. Nathan’s the name’’ and Sonja replies with ‘’Me be Sonja. Bar-keep at the Drunken Debo Inn’’ and the cowboy replies ‘’the drunken debo inn...I been there once.’’
The music in the bar are lowered as the TV sends the news. A human with an afro and a suit are the news-reader and he says ‘’in other news the Human extremist and Pirate Ryan McKraken of the McKraken pirates have waged war on the skeleton army that are currently fighting on Planet Kekiwi. As to why he have waged war against the skeleton army we have him here to answer why. ‘’he says as the camera moves over to Ryan McKraken standing with some other pirates, he’s wielding two war-maces in hand, a machine-gun on his belt along with a sword. His coat have even more weapons. And his crew seems armed to the teeth. He grabs the microphone given to him and says ‘’BECAUSE FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN PLANET YOU BONY FUCKS’’
Nathan sees the news and comments‘’There are two types of men in this world. Men who shovels. And those who shoots. I don’t shovel’’
The station have a large prairie-like extension where people who loves vehicles and farms go. Its farms there, farms and open spots for cars. And Tyler stood there, leaning on his big vehicle, it’s called a wheeler, it got wheels, it’s a sci-fi monster-truck. He says ‘’You know what we need to do, darling? Kill the weebs who loves these fucking animes’’ as Eve with her pink hair replies ‘’Yes honey. We must kill them all. And take controll of the station?’’ to which Tyler the wheeler replies ‘’Of course. Crush them all under my wheels’’
Jacob comes driving over in a hover-truck. Like a pick-up truck, just flying version. And stops there,clicks on a button so the shield-window wanishes with a swoosh, and says ‘’Was it here there were a pizza-delivery?’’ and Tyler replies ‘’Yes Jacob. Here. Do you have our pizza?’’ to which Jacob nods and hits a button that makes squares come out form the car to hold it up. He then exists the car, walks around it. Opens the passenger seat and there indeed lies a pizza-box.
Jacob opens the box and its a super-laptop inside. ‘’who do you want me to track down, boss?’’ he asks. And Tyler holds an arm around Eve as he puts a cigar in his mouth and Eve lits it up for him with a zippo-lighter. ‘’A kid named..
MEANWHILE in Dean’s apartment there are cleaning going on. Or rather, a robot Dean programmed are cleaning, himself are playing a game called Debocraft 3:Kekiwi Rising.
When suddenly his work-computer starts giving off weird sounds.
He hits F10 to pauce, looks over and sees it’s not HIS computer. But rather Sonja’s computer.
Her laptop are being called on skype. And he walks over to end the call when he registers something from his work.computer. It seems to be sending information. ‘’AM I GETTING HACKED!?’’ is his first thought as he runs over to check, and surely he are. And he starts up his counter-attack and fights the hacker in the Snet.