Waking up, out of bed. Skip shower. Cigarette at the kitchen table over moldy food.
Another day. She’s not sure why. It had been a nice time, new tattoo. Sent her girlfriend some wine. But now she got important stuff to do. She gets dressed, stands up. The kitchen table looks really out of place in her captain’s cabin. She smiles at the mirror image. Eyeliner. Mascara. Heer captains robes which she ones stole from a very well-decorated admiral. And her orange tank-top.
She walks out on deck. Looks across her crew and shouts ‘’THEY MAY COME! FOR WE*RE BRINGING OUR VOWES TO OUR NEW SAVIOUR! THE CAT-QUEEN!’’
Cheers were shouted. Drinks were drank, and then they went onto the docks. For on the docks were many ships. But mostly the cat-queens.
And the cat-queen were the most beautiful woman Captain Plank had ever seen. Hair as black as shadows, eyes like amber, and atop her head, some of the fluffiest cat-ears. She walks across the dock, flanked by her crew. Weapons drawn. Cannons ready. They meet at the dock. 20 ships. 19 against the ginger that were Plank. Men against men. Guns against guns . Captains staring each other down. The cat-queen were not smiling. Not speaking. But then Sonja looks at the cat-queen , and starts laughing ‘’KITTEN! YER LOOKS GOOD TODAY! WHAT YE SAY!? WANNE BE ME GIRFLRIEND!?’’
The cat-queen. Queen of the seven tribes gets shocked. Just WHAT is this ginger shouting!? She’s speechless, but the ginger grins, a cigarette hanging loosely out of Sonja’s mouth. ‘’AYE! YER HEARD ME! BE ME GIRLFRIEND ALREADY! FER ME LOVE YER SO!’’ and the cat-queen stares confused. ‘’w-w-wWhat!?’’ she utters too low for anyone to hear her. But Sonja shouts ‘’AYE YER! ME MEAN YER!’’ and then she walks forward and grins as she holds forth a bottle of rum ‘’be mine. Me love yer o’so dearly. Yer the cutest, fluffiest cat-queen me ever seen. So come be mine, or me may forever be drunk alone’’
To this the cat-queen responds by grabbing the bottle and drinking heavily and when she speaks her words are clear‘’you are the first to speak to me in this way’’ and Sonja laughs and puffs on her cigarette-butt before she spits it out into the sea and replies ‘’Gotta be the first to something Now aye or nay?’’ to which the cat-queen takes her arm and Sonja pulls her into a kiss before the cat-queen can do anything and says ‘’now we sealed the deal’’
And that’s the tale of how the dreaded captain Crazy Plank became the lap-dog of the cat-queen. Now she enjoys sitting on her cat-queens lap, barking cutely in private. Yet skins her enemies alive when out in public.